Can you believe it? After only 5 days in the blogosphere, your favorite nonsense writer Tumbly is immobilized by a pain so horrendous it defies all description.
Okay, so I may be getting a little dramatic. I mean, I'm obviously not immobilized if I can write this post. And it should be obvious that the pain is not indescribable, because I'm going to describe it.... right now.
What happened is that while entering the previous post, I was suddenly seized by a sharp pain between my shoulder blades. The feeling was very similar to a the feeling a gymnast gets after falling off the balance beam. This is what it feels like BEFORE she gets beat up by her androgynous coach for falling off in the first place.
Anyway, it hurt quite a bit, and for some reason, all I could think about was the fact that I wasn't going to be able to exercise today (yeah, right). Because if there is one stereotype that's true about all bloggers, its that we are ALL in peak physical form.
Okay, so I may be getting a little dramatic. I mean, I'm obviously not immobilized if I can write this post. And it should be obvious that the pain is not indescribable, because I'm going to describe it.... right now.
What happened is that while entering the previous post, I was suddenly seized by a sharp pain between my shoulder blades. The feeling was very similar to a the feeling a gymnast gets after falling off the balance beam. This is what it feels like BEFORE she gets beat up by her androgynous coach for falling off in the first place.
Anyway, it hurt quite a bit, and for some reason, all I could think about was the fact that I wasn't going to be able to exercise today (yeah, right). Because if there is one stereotype that's true about all bloggers, its that we are ALL in peak physical form.
